Two things

"People could assemble there for all kinds of reason -- graze cattle, preach sermons..."


"I gotta get busy spreadin' the love."

pacifist, my ass.

"That's not the issue. The issue is that I have no outlet for my competitive spirit. Seriously, it's an issue I deal with on a daily basis."

Really? Really??

"I should have thrown up instead of thrown down."

Several Days Worth of Delight

"There are a lot of cats in that bag competing for the soul of your sermon."


"The Hindus still want their gods to be in that closet."


"We don't go robe shopping at the salvation mall."


"I'm just awash with freshness."


"It really changed me when I realized that these people have no interest in becoming me."

"that's not for vomit!"

"What are you going to do for dinner? Watch the A-Team?"

why would they?

"And of course no one pays any attention at all in a room full of pillows."

spugh, of course

"OH, what if I made a carpool diorama?!"

yes.

"Um, yeah, your horny just destroyed my cougar."

just came for the food...

"I usually bodyslam them with Jesus."