truer words?

"If you want to have adventures, sometimes you have to sleep behind a dryer at a rest area."

a Brainerd exhange

"How can I lose if there's no winner?"
"That's a communist line."

and calmly she said

"Luckily, I'm well versed in ancient weaponry."

kentucky bred

"oohhhhhhh! I don't know what it is, but I'll be danged if I don't like it!"

saddle 'em on up

"Well, you can harness anything. That doesn't mean you know whether it's a cat or a horse, whether it purrs or meows, whether you'd like to ride it or stroke it..."

what I learned today

"One brownie equals one large potato."

from home

"No! She'll run into the bacon!"



"I found chicken buses, but no chickens ON buses."
"Just try chickens + buses."

the boys

"John and I were trying to figure out the other day what the world would be like if squirrels were carnivorous pack animals."

In the library

“Watching you two write papers is like a sped up grieving process.”