and sometimes, they are.

"It's not all about the money for me, it's about taking care of people...



...as long as they're not buttholes..."

father, son, and holy ghost

"Well, if trinitarian talk is just in-house language, then I want some outhouse language!"

"When I get mad, I automatically speak in iambic pentameter."

just not a nice guy.

"I guess it was a fluke...or maybe I threw the chips too hard."

made me choke on my coffee

"I don't care whatever else we do, but we will NOT chant."

"If the gumball of your soul is on the black track, then I'm really sorry..."

"This is the Coast Guard rescue model of salvation."

mutation

"you mean they're genetically engineered?"

"...for deliciousness!"

ouch.

"Well, that'll take care of the initial discomfort, but then your kids will still have big heads..."

theology

"Or when worship gets stale...like brussel sprouts. In March. In Great Britain."

The inspiration for the blog

"I don't think you understand that a porch is an architectural structure."